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    笑話幽默

    幽默笑話:Before the Store Opened

    明日東方科技有限公司   發布時間:2012-03-02

     

    來源:新浪
     
     
        Before the Store Opened 
     
      It was Christmas and the judge was in a benevolent mood as he questioned the prisoner.
     
      “What are you charged with?” he asked.
     
      “Doing my Christmas shopping early,” replied the defendant.
     
      “That's no offense,” replied the judge.
     
      “How early were you doing this shopping?”
     
      “Before the store opened,” countered the prisoner.
      
      在商店開門前
     
      正值圣誕,在審問罪犯時,法官顯得很仁慈。
     
      “你犯了什么罪?”
     
      “圣誕購物的時間過早”,被告回答。
     
      “這不是犯罪”,法官回答。“怎么個早法?”
     
      “商店開門前”,罪犯回答。 
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