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    笑話幽默

    幽默笑話:Biblical

    明日東方科技有限公司   發布時間:2012-03-02

     

    來源:新浪
     
     
        Biblical
      
      An exasperated salesman parked his car in a no-parking zone, and left this note for the policemen, who he felt sure would spot it, “I’ve circled this block twenty times. I have an appointment and must keep it or I will lose my job. Forgive us our trespasses!”

     
      Upon returning, he found this note, “I’ve circles this block twenty years. If I don’t give you a ticket, I’ll lose my job. Lead us not into temptation!”
      
      人人有本難念的經
      一名惱怒的推銷員將汽車停在禁止停車區里,并給警察留下一張條子,他相信警察肯定會發現:“我在本區轉了20圈了。我有個預約必須去,否則就得丟飯碗。請原諒我們的冒犯!”
     

      回來后,他發現了這樣的條子:“我在本區轉了20年了。如果我不給你罰單,我就得丟飯碗。請勿誘惑我們冒犯!”

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