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    笑話幽默

    笑話:roast pig 烤乳豬

    明日東方科技有限公司   發布時間:2012-03-01

    來源:大耳朵英語
     
    roast pig
     
      A gentleman was invited for dinner. When he hurried there and sat down, he was happy to see a roast pig in front of his seat:"Not bad, I am next to the pig." But then he noticed the angry fat lady sitting next to him. He faked a smile and added: "Oh I am sorry, I meant the roasted one on the table."
     
    烤乳豬
     
      一位先生去赴宴遲到了,匆忙入座后,發現自己的座位正對著乳豬,于是大為高興的說:“還不錯,我坐在乳豬的旁邊。”這時才發現身旁的一位胖女士正怒目相視,他忙陪笑改口到:“對不起,我說的是那只烤好的。”
     
    Anxious (著急)
     
      The wife says to the neighbor:" My husband has not returned all the night; I do not know where he went . It really gives me a hangup(難以擺脫的煩惱,焦慮)!"
     
    An insider(知情人) says:" Let it be. Would you know where he went, I dare to say that you would be more anxious ."
     
     
     
      妻子對鄰居說:“丈夫一晚上都沒回家,也不知道他干什么去了 ,真叫我著急!”
     
    一個知情人說:“算了,你要知道他干什么去了,我敢說你會更著急。”
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